13th May 2007

Press Release

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

 

JOINT UPCOMING PRODUCT RELEASE ANNOUNCED

SHEFFIELD, IA - May 13, 2007 — The companies of Nathan LLC and Yolanda Ltd announced today that they have joined forces on a new genetic product due to be released to the public somewhere around November 9th, 2007. The joint effort, codenamed, “Human 2.0″, combines the proprietary products of both companies into a single, self-contained package. As of this press release, the project has been underway for approximately 14 weeks and progress is going well.

“We’re quite pleased with how things are going,” stated Nathan, owner and CEO of Nathan LLC. “We had some concerns in the beginning about quality assurance and whether or not this collaboration will work, but we’ve done quite a few tests and have the assurance of our project manager that things are on schedule as planned.”

When asked about the design of the project, Yolanda, owner and CEO of Yolanda Ltd, said, “Well, at this point we’re not sure if the end result will look more like a Nathan product or a Yolanda product, but we’re hoping there’s some essence of each. Although,” she added with a wry smile, “from initial scans, it appears to be coming out more like a Nathan product.”

The 9-month manufacturing process, which is entirely being done inside Yolanda Ltd’s state-of-the-art facility, has taken some toll on the company’s resources. “We’re working a lot of overtime, and have had to slow down on a few other projects due to the demands of this one,” said Yolanda, “but on the whole, we’re doing better than we expected.”

Both companies state that they are very glad to be in collaboration with each other for this enterprise and look forward to showing the public the completed project later this fall.

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Project “Human”

There are currently 6 responses to “Press Release”

  1. 1 On May 13th, 2007, ayessa UNITED STATES (12 comments) said:

    You are a funny funny man, I don’t believe I’ve ever seen an announcement done quite like this but I LOVE IT!! I am so happy for you guys and I can’t think of two better people to be in cohorts with each other over said product :) Im sure the production stages were fun to say the least. :) Love you guys!!!

  2. 2 On May 14th, 2007, dasubergeek UNITED STATES (11 comments) said:

    A healthy baby in good time, no evil eye. A couple of small pieces of unsolicited advice:

    0. Get Yolanda a couple of pregnancy massages. The hospital in Mason City does them pretty cheaply (I ordered them for Randi Snyder when she and Kris lived in Hanlontown)… I want to say they were $20 or $30 an hour, a price that would cause a stampede in Los Angeles where such things easily top $100 an hour.

    1. Childbirth classes (and pregnancy books) are generally helpful for first-time parents, but tend to be run (or published) by people with an agenda to push, whether it be the Nat’l Endowment for the Advancement of Doulas (”Well, it’s nice to have dad in the birthing room but he’s just a MAN after all”), the La Leche League freaks (”Oh, you’re bottle feeding? There goes Harvard”), the anti-epidural fascists (”YOU MUST FEEL THE SEARING PAIN OF FLESH RIPPING FROM YOUR OWN FLESH OR YOUR BABY WILL DIE OF STARVATION OMGWTFBBQ”) and the placenta morons (”it’s really good with teriyaki!” — I swear to $DEITY I’m not making this up)

    Be aware that the support requirements once the product goes into final release are pretty onerous… but absolutely, unquestionably worth it. (I write this as our 83-hour-old cherub is chowing down in the other room.)

  3. 3 On May 18th, 2007, Katy UNITED STATES (15 comments) said:

    So very excited and happy. I plan on spoiling my future niece
    or nephew in fine fashion and I hope, as their parents, you are
    okay with that. Can’t wait to meet the newest Pralle!

  4. 4 On June 7th, 2007, Monique UNITED STATES (1 comments) said:

    Super duper Congrats!!!! Very happy for you and Landa. Maybe we can swap pregnancy stories. Check out my ultrasound photos too, if you like. http://www.geocities.com/parls/ :-)

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