Asterisk Extras Sound List
This is a listing of all sound files and their transcriptions as found in the Asterisk 1.0.7 "Asterisk-sounds" package which you can obtain here.
Asterisk Sound Master List - NEWER! - List of all sounds, an MP3 of the sound, and timing information.
Asterisk Default Sound List TAG_ADS
marryme.gsm Will you marry me? Press 1 for yes or 2 for no.
carried-away-by-monkeys.gsm Nobody is available to take your call at the moment. They have been carried away by monkeys.
lots-o-monkeys.gsm (sound effects of many angry monkeys)
nbdy-avail-to-take-call.gsm Nobody is avaialble to take your call.
something-terribly-wrong.gsm Something is terribly wrong!
weasels-eaten-phonesys.gsm Weasels have eaten our phone system.
press-pound-save-changes.gsm Press pound to save your changes.
press-star-cancel.gsm Press star to cancel.
spam.gsm Thank you for calling Special Price Analysis and Marketing. For cheap generic Vallium, Xanex or Viagra press 1. For Gucci and Rolex replicas please press 2. To enlarge your penis or breasts, please press 3. To speak with the Minister of Finance of Nigera about a 50 million dollar account, press 4.
international-call.gsm International call
to-dial-by-name-press.gsm to dial by name, press
directory.gsm directory
dollars.gsm dollars
conditions.gsm conditions
airport.gsm airport
weather-station.gsm weather station
snowing.gsm snowing
could-lose-a-few-pounds.gsm you could lose a few pounds
speak-louder-into-phone.gsm please speak louder, or speak directly into the telephone to ensure a clear recording
good.gsm good
bad.gsm bad
status.gsm status
the-weather-at.gsm the weather at
in-your-city.gsm in your city
in-your-zip-code.gsm in your zip code
currently.gsm currently
is-currently.gsm is currently
continue-in-english.gsm to continue in english,...
to-hear-net-status.gsm to hear current network status,...
to-hear-weather-status.gsm to hear weather status,...
says-thats-stupid.gsm says that's a really stupid thing to do.
abandon-all-hope.gsm Abandon all hope, ye who dial here.
wait-offensive-sounds.gsm Please wait one moment while I access our gigantic library of offensive sounds!
moo1.gsm Moo!
moo2.gsm mooooo!
num-not-in-db.gsm Number not found in database.
visit-asterisk-website.gsm Visit the asterisk website at w w w dot asterisk dot org
i-grow-bored.gsm I grow bored of this conversation.
talking-to-myself.gsm Am I talking to myself?
last-num-to-call.gsm The last number that called your line was...
unidentified-no-callback.gsm un-indentified or witheld and therefore cannot be called back.
to-call-num-press.gsm To call this number, press...
enter-num-blacklist.gsm Please enter the number to be blacklisted.
to-blklist-last-num.gsm To blacklist the last number, press...
to-blklist-last-caller.gsm To blacklist the last caller, press...
to-rmv-num-blklist.gsm To remove a number from the blacklist, press...
entr-num-rmv-blklist.gsm Please enter the number to be removed from the blacklist.
if-correct-press.gsm If this is correct, press...
num-was-successfully.gsm The number was successfully...
added.gsm added.
removed.gsm removed.
num-outside-area.gsm The number you are calling is outside of your local calling area. Please dial...
or.gsm or
and-area-code.gsm and the area code...
before-the-number.gsm before the number.
chris.gsm Chris
ed.gsm Ed
mike.gsm Mike
len.gsm Len
brian.gsm Brian
john.gsm John
jason.gsm Jason
driving-directions.gsm for driving directions to our location, press
available-options.gsm available options
to-record-call.gsm to record call
turn-off-recording.gsm to turn off call recording
groovy.gsm groovy
activated.gsm activated
de-activated.gsm de-activated
this-call-may-be.gsm This call may be
recorded.gsm recorded
monitored.gsm monitored
for-quality-purposes.gsm for quality assurance purposes
because-paranoid.gsm because we're paranoid
channel-insecure-warn.gsm This voice path is insecure - do not discuss classified information or use project codewords.
channel-secure.gsm This voice path is secure.
for.gsm for
to-hear-menu-again.gsm to hear this menu again
menu.gsm menu
enter-ext-of-person.gsm enter the extension of the person you are trying to reach
after-the-tone.gsm after the tone
call-quality-menu.gsm Please rate the quality of the call you just made. Use the keys one through four to rate the voice quality of the call, with one being the best quality, and four meaning that it was very difficult to understand the other party. Press five if the call was prematurely disconnected. Press six if the call was never completed. Press seven if one direction of the call could not be heard. Press eight if there were other difficulties.
star-for-menu-again.gsm Press the star key to hear this menu again
please-enter-the.gsm Please enter the
conference-call.gsm conference call
chat-room.gsm chat room
extension.gsm extension
channel.gsm channel
you-wish-to-join.gsm you wish to join
card-is-invalid.gsm card is invalid
card-balance-is.gsm card balance is
too-low.gsm too low
dollars.gsm dollars
cents.gsm cents
minutes.gsm minutes
card-number.gsm card number
your.gsm your
please-contact-tech-supt.gsm Please contact technical support
doing-enum-lookup.gsm Doing an e-num lookup
enum-lookup-failed.gsm e-num lookup failed
enum-lookup-successful.gsm e-num lookup successful
not-auth-pstn.gsm You at not authorized to call out using the PSTN
pin-number-accepted.gsm Pin number accepted
speed-dial.gsm Speed-dial
is-not-set.gsm is not set
has-been-cleared.gsm has been cleared
has-been-set-to.gsm has been set to
is-set-to.gsm is set to
call-fwd-on-busy.gsm Call-Forward on Busy
call-fwd-unconditional.gsm Call-Forward Unconditional
call-fwd-no-ans.gsm Call-Forward on No Answer
call-fwd-parallel.gsm Call-Forward Parallel
call-fwd-cancelled.gsm call forward cancelled
pls-wait-connect-call.gsm Please wait, while I connect your call.
busy-pls-hold.gsm All our lines are currently busy. Please hold and someone will be with you shortly.
ext-or-zero.gsm Please dial the extension of the person you're trying to reach, or 0 for an operator.
discon-or-out-of-service.gsm The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Please check the number, and try your call again.
hours.gsm hours
seconds.gsm seconds
at.gsm at
received.gsm received
yesterday.gsm yesterday
today.gsm today
tomorrow.gsm tomorrow
first.gsm first
second.gsm second
third.gsm third
fourth.gsm fourth
fifth.gsm fifth
sixth.gsm sixth
seventh.gsm seventh
eighth.gsm eighth
ninth.gsm ninth
tenth.gsm tenth
eleventh.gsm eleventh
twelveth.gsm twelveth
thirteenth.gsm thirteenth
fourteenth.gsm fourteenth
fifteenth.gsm fifteenth
sixteenth.gsm sixteenth
seventeenth.gsm seventeenth
eighteenth.gsm eighteenth
nineteenth.gsm nineteenth
twentieth.gsm twentieth
thirtieth.gsm thirtieth
star.gsm star
pound.gsm pound
hash.gsm hash
octothorpe.gsm octothorpe
office-iguanas.gsm The office has been overrun with iguanas.
gambling-drunk.gsm We're off gambling and getting drunk.
nobody-but-chickens.gsm Nobody here but us chickens!
deadbeat.gsm Deadbeat!
pls-try-again.gsm Please try again!
the-monkeys-twice.gsm The monkeys! THE MONKEYS!
pls-enter-vm-password.gsm Please enter your voicemail password
your-msg-has-been-saved.gsm Your message has been saved
goodbye.gsm Goodbye!
pls-enter-conf-password.gsm Please enter the conference password
the-party-you-are-calling.gsm The party you are calling
is-curntly-unavail.gsm is currently unavailable
is-curntly-busy.gsm is currently busy
for-accounting.gsm For accounting
for-billing.gsm For billing
for-tech-support.gsm For technical support
seconds.gsm seconds
and-prs-pound-whn-finished.gsm And press pound when finished
if-this-is-correct-press.gsm if this is correct, press
otherwise-press.gsm otherwise press
you-entered.gsm You entered
im-sorry.gsm I'm sorry
that-is-not-rec-phn-num.gsm That is not a recognized phone number
please-try-again.gsm Please try again
sixtieth.gsm sixtieth
seventieth.gsm seventieth
eightieth.gsm eightieth
ninetieth.gsm ninetieth
hundredth.gsm hundredth
thousandth.gsm thousandth
millionth.gsm millionth
billionth.gsm billionth
negative.gsm negative
zulu.gsm zulu
gmt.gsm greenwich mean time
time.gsm time
eastern.gsm eastern
central.gsm central
mountain.gsm mountain
pacific.gsm pacific
atlantic.gsm atlantic
standard.gsm standard
european.gsm european
daylight.gsm daylight
time.gsm time
pls-entr-num-uwish2-call.gsm please enter the number you wish to call
then-press-pound.gsm then press pound
year.gsm year
month.gsm month
day.gsm day
from-unknown-caller.gsm from an unknown caller
your-msg-is-too-short.gsm your message is too short
the-num-i-have-is.gsm the number I have is
to-call-this-number.gsm to call this number
to-enter-a-diff-number.gsm to enter a different number
to-enter-a-number.gsm to enter a number
to-compose-a-message.gsm to compose a message
to-erase-yr-temp-grtg.gsm to erase your temporary greeting
to-rec-yr-temp-grtg.gsm to record your temporary greeting
to-rerecord-yr-message.gsm to re-record your message
your-temp-greeting.gsm your temporary greeting
has-expired.gsm has expired
is-in-use.gsm is in use
will-expire.gsm will expire
will-not-expire.gsm will not expire
to-change-exp-date.gsm to change the expiration date
to-send-a-reply.gsm to send a reply
to-call-prson-w-sent-msg.gsm to call the person who sent this message
to-place-outgoing-call.gsm to place an outgoing call
if-grtg-played-indefinately.gsm if this greeting should be played indefinately
if-grtg-should-expire-at.gsm if this greeting should expire at
midnight-tonight.gsm midnight tonight
midnight.gsm midnight
tonight.gsm tonight.gsm
midnight-tomorrow-night.gsm midnight tomorrow night
tomorrow-night.gsm tomorrow-night
another-time.gsm another time
to-hear-msg-envelope.gsm to hear the message envelope
say-temp-msg-prs-pound.gsm say your temporary message and then press the pound key
to-accept-recording.gsm to accept this recording
to-listen-to-it.gsm to listen to it
to-rerecord-it.gsm to re-record it
to-reach-operator.gsm to reach an operator
to-cancel-this-msg.gsm to cancel this message
nothing-recorded.gsm nothing has been recorded
speak-louder.gsm please speak louder to ensure a clear recording
dont-know-who-sent.gsm I'm afraid I don't know who sent this message
no-reply-no-mailbox.gsm you cannot reply to this message because the sender does not have a mailbox
invalid-date.gsm invalid date
message-from.gsm message from
target-attendant.gsm target attendant
outside-transfer.gsm outside transfer
default-attendant.gsm default attendant
pls-ent-num-transfer.gsm please enter the number to use for call transfer
ent-target-attendant.gsm please enter the number of the extension to use for your target attendant
to-use-def-attendant.gsm to use the default attendant, just press pound
no-911-1.gsm this line does not support nine one one services [quickly]
no-911-2.gsm this line does not support nine one one services
no-112-1.gsm this line does not support one one two services [quickly]
no-112-2.gsm this line does not support one one two services
you-are-caller-num.gsm you are caller number
you-are-curr-call-num.gsm you are currently caller number
in-the-queue.gsm in the queue
in-the-line.gsm in the line
wtng-to-spk-w-rep.gsm waiting to speak with a representative
first-in-line.gsm your call is now first in line, and will be answered by the first available representative
these-are-currently.gsm these are currently
calls-waiting-for-rep.gsm calls waiting to speak with a representative
est-hold-time-is.gsm the estimated hold time is currently
minutes.gsm minutes
thnk-u-for-patience.gsm thank you for your patience
a.gsm a
b.gsm b
c.gsm c
d.gsm d
e.gsm e
f.gsm f
g.gsm g
h.gsm h
i.gsm i
j.gsm j
k.gsm k
l.gsm l
m.gsm m
n.gsm n
o.gsm o
p.gsm p
q.gsm q
r.gsm r
s.gsm s
t.gsm t
u.gsm u
v.gsm v
w.gsm w
x.gsm x
y.gsm y
z.gsm z
national-weather-service.gsm National Weather Service
persons-in-path-of.gsm Persons in the immediate path of the
enter-conf-call-number.gsm Please enter the conference call number for the conference you wish to join.
enter-conf-pin-number.gsm Please enter the conference pin number.
sorry-mailbox-full.gsm Sorry, but the user's mailbox can't accept more messages.
pin-invalid.gsm That pin is invalid for this conference.
abandons.gsm abandons
afternoon.gsm afternoon
ampersand.gsm ampersand
approximately.gsm approximately
advised-to-seek-shelter.gsm are advised to seek shelter immediately
at-sign.gsm at sign
avg-speed-answer.gsm average speed of answer
backslash.gsm backslash
bar.gsm bar
barometric.gsm barometric
beaufort.gsm beaufort
calls.gsm calls
celsius.gsm celsius
chance-of.gsm chance of
changing.gsm changing
clear.gsm clear
clearing.gsm clearing
close-parenthesis.gsm close parenthesis
clouds.gsm clouds
cloudy.gsm cloudy
comma.gsm comma
cyclone.gsm cyclone
dash.gsm dash
degrees.gsm degrees
dollar.gsm dollar
doppler-radar.gsm doppler radar
dot.gsm dot
early.gsm early
east.gsm east
easterly.gsm easterly
equals.gsm equals
euro.gsm euro
euros.gsm euros
evening.gsm evening
exclaimation-point.gsm exclamation point
fahrenheit.gsm fahrenheit
falling.gsm falling
fast.gsm fast
fiftieth.gsm fiftieth
flooding.gsm flooding
fog.gsm fog
foggy.gsm foggy
followed-by.gsm followed by
fortieth.gsm fortieth
freeze.gsm freeze
freezing.gsm freezing
gale.gsm gale
greater-than.gsm greater than
hail.gsm hail
half.gsm half
has-issued-a.gsm has issued a
hectopascal.gsm hecto-pascal
high.gsm high
humidity.gsm humidity
hurricane.gsm hurricane
ice.gsm ice
icy.gsm icy
in-the.gsm in the
indicated.gsm indicated
kilometers-per-hour.gsm kilometers per hour
knots.gsm knots
late.gsm late
later.gsm later
left-bracket.gsm left bracket
less-than.gsm less than
lightning.gsm lightning
local-authorities.gsm local authorities
low.gsm low
maximum.gsm maximum
meter.gsm meter
meters.gsm meters
miles-per-hour.gsm miles per hour
minimum.gsm minimum
missed.gsm missed
mist.gsm mist
misty.gsm misty
morning.gsm morning
mostly.gsm mostly
moving.gsm moving
nautical-miles.gsm nautical miles
north.gsm north
northerly.gsm northerly
one-moment-please.gsm one moment, please.
open-parenthesis.gsm open parenthesis
partially.gsm partially
partly.gsm partly
pascal.gsm pascal
pascal2.gsm pascal2
patchy.gsm patchy
percent.gsm percent
period.gsm period
pipe.gsm pipe
pls-rcrd-name-at-tone.gsm please record your name at the tone.
plus.gsm plus
pounds.gsm pounds
pressure.gsm pressure
quarter.gsm quarter
quickly.gsm quickly
quote.gsm quote
rain.gsm rain
rainy.gsm rainy
right-bracket.gsm right bracket
rising.gsm rising
scattered.gsm scattered
severe.gsm severe
sighted.gsm sighted
slash.gsm slash
sleet.gsm sleet
sleeting.gsm sleeting
slow.gsm slow
slowly.gsm slowly
snow.gsm snow
snowy.gsm snowy
south.gsm south
southerly.gsm southerly
space.gsm space
staffing.gsm staffing
sterling.gsm sterling
storm.gsm storm
sun.gsm sun
sunny.gsm sunny
temperature.gsm temperature
thunderstorm.gsm thunderstorm
tide.gsm tide
tornado.gsm tornado
turning-to.gsm turning to
typhoon.gsm typhoon
warning.gsm warning
watch.gsm watch
weather.gsm weather
west.gsm west
westerly.gsm westerly
wind.gsm wind
windy.gsm windy
with.gsm with
zed.gsm zed
alpha.gsm Alpha
bravo.gsm Bravo
charlie.gsm Charlie
delta.gsm Delta
echo.gsm Echo
foxtrot.gsm Foxtrot
golf.gsm Golf
hotel.gsm Hotel
india.gsm India
juliet.gsm Juliet
kilo.gsm Kilo
lima.gsm Lima
mike.gsm Mike
november.gsm November
oscar.gsm Oscar
papa.gsm Papa
quebec.gsm Quebec
romeo.gsm Romeo
sierra.gsm Sierra
tango.gsm Tango
uniform.gsm Uniform
victor.gsm Victor
whiskey.gsm Whiskey
xray.gsm Xray
yankee.gsm Yankee
zulu.gsm Zulu
niner.gsm Niner
you-sound-cute.gsm So, _you_ sound cute.
dial-here-often.gsm So, do you dial here often?
what-are-you-wearing.gsm What are you wearing?
giggle1.gsm giggle
telephone-in-your-pocket.gsm Oooo! Is that a telephone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
telephone-in-your-pocket2.gsm Oooo! Is that a telephone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
that-tickles.gsm Oooh, that tickles!
press-button-again.gsm Press that button again!
yeah.gsm Yeah!
away-naughty-boy.gsm He's currently away from his phone, the naughty boy.
away-naughty-girl.gsm She's currently away from her phone, the naughty girl.
just-kidding-not-upset.gsm Just kidding; didn't mean to get you all upset.
just-kidding-not-upset2.gsm Just kidding; didn't mean to get you all upset.
believe-its-free.gsm Can you believe this phone system is free?
hang-on-a-second.gsm Hang on a second...
hang-on-a-second-angry.gsm I said HANG ON a second!
wrong-try-again-smarty.gsm Wrong, wrong, wrong. Try again, smart guy.
all-your-base.gsm All your base are belong to us.
why-no-answer-mystery.gsm Your call is important to us, but exactly why we haven't answered it yet is a mystery even to us.
perhaps-we-are.gsm Perhaps we're
perhaps-we-are2.gsm Perhaps we're
is.gsm is
to-change-your-pin-number.gsm To change your pin number
to-hear-your-account-balance.gsm To hear your account balance
to-redial-the-last-number-you-called.gsm To redial the last number you called
lunch.gsm lunch
account-balance-is.gsm Account balance is
Silence directory
10.gsm 10 sec silence
1.gsm 1 sec silence
2.gsm 2 sec silence
3.gsm 3 sec silence
4.gsm 4 sec silence
5.gsm 5 sec silence
6.gsm 6 sec silence
7.gsm 7 sec silence
8.gsm 8 sec silence
9.gsm 9 sec silence
what-time-it-is.gsm Do you have any idea what time it is?
what-time-it-is2.gsm Do you have any idea what time it is?
at-tone-time-exactly.gsm At the sound of the tone, the time will be exactly
if-you-know-the.gsm if you know the
that-you-require.gsm that you require
it-now.gsm it now
to-collect-voicemail.gsm to collect voicemail
to-join-a-meeting.gsm to join a meeting
accessible-through-system.gsm accessible through this system
starting-with-either.gsm starting with either
digit.gsm digit
digits.gsm digits
list.gsm list
user.gsm user
extensions.gsm extensions
office-code.gsm office code
speak-to-the-operator.gsm speak to the operator
uk.gsm UK
welcome.gsm welcome
no-empty-conferences.gsm No empty conferences currently exist.
entering-conf-number.gsm You are entering conference number
an-error-has-occured.gsm An error has occured.
unconditional.gsm unconditional
call-forwarding.gsm Call forwarding
on-busy.gsm on busy
on-no-answer.gsm on no answer
enabled.gsm enabled
disabled.gsm disabled
do-not-disturb.gsm Do not disturb
error-number.gsm error number
uh-oh1.gsm Uh oh! [in a cutesy, Teletubbie's like voice]
uh-oh2.gsm Uh oh! [in a cutesy, Teletubbie's like voice]
teletubbie-murder.gsm has been brutally murdered and mutilated by the Teletubbies.
thank-you-cooperation.gsm Thank you for your cooperation.
computer-friend1.gsm The computer is your friend.
computer-friend2.gsm The computer is your friend.
asterisk-friend.gsm Asterisk is your friend.
walks-into-bar-mail.gsm A man walks into a bar, sits down and ... welcome to Comedian Mail!
you-dialed-wrong-number.gsm You have dialed the wrong number.
jedi-extension-trick.gsm This is not the extension you are looking for.
pls-hold-while-try.gsm Please hold while we try to connect you.
busy-hangovers.gsm We're all busy with our hangovers.
lines-complaining-customers.gsm All lines are full of complaining customers.
if-rotary-phone.gsm If you have a rotary phone, please stay on the line after the menu.
thank-you-for-calling.gsm Thank you for calling.
system-status-msg.gsm Please listen carefully to the following system status message.
all-reps-busy.gsm All of our representatives are currently busy.
pls-lv-msg-will-contact.gsm Please leave a message after the tone and a representative will contact you as soon as possible.
pls-stay-on-line.gsm Please stay on the line and your call will be answered by the next available representative.
to-be-called-back.gsm To be called back when a representative is available, press--
now.gsm now.
enter-phone-number10.gsm Please enter your ten-digit telephone number, area code first.
please-enter-your.gsm Please enter your
post-entry-pound.gsm digit account number, skipping any punctuation, followed by the pound key.
press-1.gsm Press 1
press-2.gsm Press 2
press-3.gsm Press 3
press-4.gsm Press 4
press-5.gsm Press 5
press-6.gsm Press 6
press-7.gsm Press 7
press-8.gsm Press 8
press-9.gsm Press 9
press-hash.gsm Press hash
press-star.gsm Press star
press-pound.gsm Press pound
for-wakeup-call.gsm For a wakeup call...
wakeup-call.gsm Wakeup call
this-is-yr-wakeup-call.gsm This is your wakeup call.
to-snooze-for.gsm To snooze for...
to-rqst-wakeup-call.gsm To request a wakeup call...
to-confirm-wakeup.gsm To confirm a wakeup call...
to-cancel-wakeup.gsm To cancel a wakeup call...
enter-a-time.gsm Enter a time using 4 digits. Start with a zero for hours less than ten.
1-for-am-2-for-pm.gsm Press 1 for A.M, or 2 for P.M.
rqsted-wakeup-for.gsm You have requested a wakeup call for...
not-rqsted-wakeup.gsm You have not requested a wakeup call.
wakeup-call-cancelled.gsm Your wakeup call has been cancelled.
for-english-press.gsm For english, press
continue-english-press.gsm To continue in english, press
to-extension.gsm to extension
feature-not-avail-line.gsm That feature is not available on this line
save-announce-press.gsm To save this announcement, press
to-rerecord-announce.gsm To rerecord this announcement, press
minus.gsm minus
plus.gsm plus
times.gsm times
divided-by.gsm divided by
equals.gsm equals
your-account.gsm Your account
has-been.gsm has been
on-monthly-tel-stment.gsm on your monthly telephone statement
info-about-last-call.gsm Information about your last call
flagged-for-lea.gsm has been flagged for retrvial by law enforcement officials
lea-may-request-info.gsm Law enforcement officials may request this information
within.gsm within
the-next.gsm the next
the-number-u-dialed.gsm The number you have dialed
the-new-number-is.gsm The new number is
has-been-changed-to.gsm has been changed to
has-been-disconnected.gsm has been disconnected
no-longer-in-service.gsm is no longer in service
temp-disconnected.gsm has been temporarialy disconnected
at-customers-request.gsm at the customers request
reassigned-new-areacode.gsm has been reassigned in another areacode
pls-try-area-code.gsm please try area code
not-yet-assigned.gsm has not yet been assigned
calls-taken-by.gsm calls are being taken by
no-info-about-number.gsm no further information is available about this number
all-circuits-busy-now.gsm All circuits are busy now
pls-try-call-later.gsm please try your call again later
a-charge-for-this-svc.gsm A charge for this service
for-the-weather.gsm For the weather
by.gsm by
telephone-number.gsm telephone number
zip-code.gsm zip code
address.gsm address
international-call.gsm international call
please-try.gsm please try
www-switchboard-com.gsm www.switchboard.com
directory-assistance.gsm directory assistance
days.gsm days
weeks.gsm weeks
months.gsm months
years.gsm years
if-u-know-ext-dial.gsm If you know the extension of the party you wish to reach, dial it now.
company-dir-411.gsm To access our company directory, dial 411 or dial zero to leave a message in our general mailbox.
hold-or-dial-0.gsm Please continue to hold or dial zero to leave a message in our general mailbox.
call-forward.gsm Call Forward
current-time-is.gsm The current time is
will-reflect-charge-of.gsm will reflect a charge of
added-to.gsm added to
wish-to-continue.gsm do you wish to continue?
for-yes-press.gsm for yes, press
for-no-press.gsm for no, press
or-press.gsm or press
to-hear-msg-again.gsm to hear this message again.
for-a-list-of.gsm For a list of
that-number.gsm that number
our-business-hours-are.gsm Our business hours are
for-investor-relations.gsm for investor relations, press
for-louie-louie.gsm for the lyrics to louie, louie, press
lyrics-louie-louie.gsm
Louie Louie, me gotta go
Louie Louie, me gotta go
Fine little girl she waits for me
Me catch the ship for cross the sea
Me sail the ship all alone
Me never thinks me make it home
(chorus)
Three nights and days me sail the sea
Me think of girl constantly
On the ship I dream she there
I smell the rose in her hair
(chorus, guitar solo)
Me see Jamaica moon above
It won't be long, me see my love
I take her in my arms and then
Me tell her I never leave again]
hear-toilet-flush.gsm to hear a toilet flush, press
hear-odd-noise.gsm to hear an odd noise, press
infuriate-tech-staff.gsm to infuriate our tech staff with your obvious questions, press [X]
T-is-not-available.gsm [T] is not available
T-to-leave-msg.gsm [T] to leave a message
T-to-rtrn-to-main-menu.gsm [T] to return to the main menu
T-to-reach-main-office.gsm [T] to reach the main office
T-changed-to.gsm [T] has been changed to [Extension Y]
T-to-hear-cur-ancmnt.gsm [T] to hear the current announcement
T-to-rec-ancmnt.gsm [T] to rerecord this announcement
T-to-enable-ancmnt.gsm [T] to enable this announcement
T-to-disable-ancmnt.gsm [T] to disable this announcement
touchtone1.gsm If you're calling from a rotary dial phone, hangup, go to a phone store, and purchase one of those new fangled inventions called a touch tone phone.
touchtone2.gsm And if you're calling from a rotary dial phone, hello, there's this thing call touch tone sweety you might want to look into.
touchtone3.gsm If you're calling from a rotary dial phone, hangup, go to a phone store, and purchase one of those 21'st century new fangled inventions called a touch tone phone.
1-yes-2-no.gsm Press 1 for yes, or 2 for no.
academic-support.gsm Academic Support
accounting.gsm Accounting
accounts-payable.gsm Accounts Payable
accounts-receivable.gsm Accounts Receivable
a-collect-charge.gsm A collect charge
a-collect-charge-of.gsm A collect charge of
a-connect-charge.gsm A connect charge
a-connect-charge-of.gsm A connect charge of
administration.gsm Administration
alabama.gsm Alabama
alaska.gsm Alaska
albuquerque.gsm Albuquerque
all-outgoing-lines-unavailable.gsm All outgoing lines are currently unavailable
altitude.gsm altitude
and.gsm and
and-or.gsm and/or
approaching.gsm approaching
are-you-still-there2.gsm Are you still there?(Funny)
are-you-still-there.gsm Are you still there?(Disbelief)
arizona.gsm Arizona
arkansas.gsm Arkansas
arlington.gsm Arlington
astcc-account-balance-is.gsm Your account balance is...
astcc-account-number-invalid.gsm Your account number is invalid
astcc-balance-of-account-is.gsm The balance of your account is...
astcc-card-number-invalid.gsm The card number you have entered is invalid.
astcc-digit-account-number.gsm -digit account number
astcc-followed-by-pound.gsm followed by the pound key
astcc-followed-by-the-hash-key.gsm followed by the hash key.
astcc-followed-by-the-pound-key.gsm followed by pound.
astcc-login12pound.gsm Please enter your 12-digit account number, skipping any punctuation, followed by the pound key.
astcc-please-enter-your.gsm Please enter your...
astcc-skipping-any-punctuation.gsm skipping any punctuation
at-any-time.gsm at any time
at-following-number.gsm At the following number
athletics.gsm Athletics
atlanta.gsm Atlanta
attention-required.gsm Your attention is required
auditing.gsm Auditing
austin.gsm Austin
available.gsm Available
baltimore.gsm Baltimore
barn.gsm Barn
barns.gsm Barns
bearing.gsm Bearing
billing-and-collections.gsm Billing and collections
billing.gsm Billing
bits.gsm bits
blue-eyed-polar-bear.gsm Try to spend your time on hold not thinking about a blue-eyed polar bear.
bookstore.gsm Bookstore
boston.gsm Boston
box.gsm Box
business-development.gsm Business Development
but.gsm but (not emphasized, like "all but me")
bytes.gsm Bytes
cafeteria.gsm Cafeteria
california.gsm California
call.gsm Call
call-preempted.gsm This call has be preempted
call-requres.gsm The call you have made requires a...
call-terminated.gsm call terminated
call-waiting.gsm call waiting
campground-office.gsm Campground office
cancelled.gsm Cancelled
cannot-complete-as-dialed.gsm Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
cannot-complete-network-error.gsm Your call cannot be completed due to network error.
cannot-complete-otherend-error.gsm Your call cannot be completed due to an error at the receiving telephone company.
cannot-complete-temp-error.gsm Your call cannot be completed due to a temporary error
cause-code.gsm Cause Code
cent.gsm Cent
cents.gsm Cents
cents-per-minute.gsm Cents per minute
ceo-office.gsm CEO's office
channel.gsm Channel
charlotte.gsm Charlotte
check-number-dial-again.gsm Please check the number and dial again.
chemistry.gsm Chemistry
chicago.gsm Chicago
claims.gsm Claims
cleveland.gsm Cleveland
clli.gsm CLLI
collections.gsm Collections
colorado.gsm Colorado
colorado-springs.gsm Colorado Springs
columbus.gsm Columbus
communications.gsm Communications
complaint.gsm Complaint
compliance.gsm Compliance
conf-banned.gsm You have been banned from this conference.
conference.gsm Conference
conference-reservations.gsm Conference Reservations
conf-full.gsm That conference is full.
conf-hasentered.gsm has entered the conference
conf-hasleft.gsm has left the conference
confirm-number-is.gsm Your confirmation number is
conf-leaderhasleft.gsm The leader has left the conference.
conf-onlypersonleft.gsm You are now the only person left in this conference.
conf-peopleinconf.gsm people in this conference
conf-placeintoconf.gsm You will now be placed into the conference.
conf-sysop.gsm The sysop
conf-sysopreqcancelled.gsm System operator request cancelled.
conf-sysopreq.gsm System operator requested.
conf-thereare.gsm There are...
conf-userswilljoin.gsm users will join the conference.
conf-userwilljoin.gsm user will join the conference.
conf-waitforleader.gsm The conference will begin when the leader arrives.
conf-youareinconfnum.gsm You are in conference number...
connected.gsm Connected
connecticut.gsm Connecticut
connecting.gsm Connecting
connection-failed.gsm Connection failed.
connection-timed-out.gsm Connection timed out.
copy-center.gsm Copy center
counseling-services.gsm Counseling services
count.gsm count
crash.gsm crash
customer-accounts.gsm customer accounts
customer-relations.gsm customer relations
customer-service.gsm customer service
dallas.gsm Dallas
date.gsm date
decode.gsm decode
delaware.gsm Delaware
denial-of-service.gsm Denial of service
denver.gsm Denver
department-administrator.gsm Department administrator
department.gsm department
deposit.gsm deposite
design.gsm design
detroit.gsm Detroit
development.gsm development
disconnected.gsm Disconnected
disk.gsm Disk
distribution.gsm Distrobution
dns.gsm DNS
down.gsm Down
duplex.gsm duplex
duplication.gsm dupliction
el-paso.gsm El Paso
email.gsm Email
emergency.gsm Emergency
encode.gsm Encode
engineering.gsm Engineering
enter-password.gsm Please enter your password, followed by the pound key.
error-number.gsm Error number
euro.gsm euro
euros.gsm euros
explanation.gsm explanation
facilities.gsm Facilites
feet.gsm Feet
female.gsm Female
finals.gsm Finals
finance.gsm Finance
florida.gsm Florida
food-service.gsm Food service
food-services.gsm Food servies
for-a-daily-wakeup-call.gsm For a daily wakeup call
for-billing.gsm For billing
for.gsm For (emphasized)
for-qc-and-training-purposes.gsm For quality control and training purposes
for-sales.gsm For sales
for-service.gsm For service
for-tech-support.gsm For tech suppory
for-the-first.gsm For the first
fort-worth.gsm Fort Worth
frequency.gsm Frequency
fresno.gsm Fresno
from.gsm from (empasized)
ftp.gsm FTP
georgia.gsm Georgia
gigabits.gsm Gigabits
gigabytes.gsm Gigabyes
gigahertz.gsm Gigahertz
go-away1.gsm Go away!
go-away2.gsm Go away (playful)
hangup-try-again.gsm Please hangup and try your call again.
has-arrived-at.gsm has arrived at
has.gsm has
hash.gsm hash
has-not-been-seen-for.gsm has not been seen for
hawaii.gsm Hawaii
headed-towards.gsm Headed towards
heading.gsm Heading
health-center.gsm Health center
helpdesk.gsm Helpdesk
hertz.gsm Hertz
highway.gsm Highway
hit.gsm hit
home.gsm home
honolulu.gsm Honolulu
housekeeping.gsm Housekeeping
houston.gsm Houston
http.gsm HTTP
human-resources.gsm Human Resources
hz.gsm Hertz (again?)
icmp.gsm ICMP
idaho.gsm Idaho
i-dont-understand2.gsm I... don't understand. (confused?)
i-dont-understand3.gsm (faint laugh)I don't understand.
i-dont-understand4.gsm I... don't... understand. (William Shatner-like)
i-dont-understand5.gsm Um, I don't understand. (spoken quickly)
i-dont-understand.gsm I don't understand. (emotionless)
if-maint-contract-or-emergency.gsm If you have a maintenance contract or require emergency assistance.
if-this-is-correct.gsm If this is correct...
if-this-is-not-correct.gsm If this is not correct...
if-unsuccessful-speak-to.gsm In case I am unsuccessful, you should speak to...
if-youd-like-to-make-a-call.gsm If you'd like to make a call...
if-you-need-help.gsm if you need help
illinois.gsm Illinois
imap.gsm IMAP
im-sorry-unable-to-connect-to-eng.gsm I am sorry, but I was unable to connect you to our on-call engineer.
inbound.gsm inbound
indiana.gsm Indian
indianapolis.gsm Indianapolis
information.gsm information
information-technology.gsm Information Technology
initiated.gsm Initiated
initiating.gsm Initiating
in-service.gsm In service
inside-sales.gsm Inside Sales
internal-audit.gsm Internal Audit
interstate.gsm Interstate
invalid.gsm That option is invalid. Please try again.
investor-relations.gsm Investor Relations
iowa.gsm Iowa
is-at.gsm is at
is-not-in-the.gsm is not in the...
is-now-being-recorded.gsm is now being recorded
it-services.gsm IT Services
jacksonville.gsm Jacksonville
janitorial.gsm Janitorial
kansas-city.gsm Kansas City
kansas.gsm Kansas
kentucky.gsm Kentucky
kilobits.gsm Kilobits
kilobytes.gsm Kilobytes
kilohertz.gsm Kilohertz
kilometer.gsm Kilometer
knock-knock.gsm Knock knock!
language.gsm Language
last-error-was.gsm The last error on this line was...
las-vegas.gsm Las Vagas
legal.gsm Legal
library.gsm Library
limit-simul-calls.gsm To protect Internet bandwidth and maintain call quality, this system has a limit on the number of simultanious calls.
linux.gsm Linux
load-average.gsm Load average
location.gsm Location
login-fail.gsm Login fail
long-beach.gsm Long Beach
los-angeles.gsm Los Angeles
loss.gsm Loss
loss-prevention.gsm Loss Prevention
louisiana.gsm Louisiana
machine.gsm Machine
made-it-up.gsm Just because I made it up doesn't mean it isn't true.
mail.gsm Mail
mailroom.gsm Mailroom
maine.gsm Maine
main-menu.gsm Main Menu
maintenance.gsm Maintenance
male.gsm Male
management.gsm Management
manufacturing.gsm Manufacturing
marketing.gsm Marketing
maryland.gsm Maryland
massachusetts.gsm Massachusetts
mathematics.gsm Mathematics
megabits.gsm megabits
megabytes.gsm megabytes
megahertz.gsm megahertz
memory.gsm memory
memphis.gsm Memphis
mesa.gsm Mesa
message-number.gsm Message number
meters.gsm meters
miami.gsm Miami
michigan.gsm Michigan
miles.gsm miles
milwaukee.gsm Milwaukee
minneapolis.gsm Minneapolis
minnesota.gsm Minnesota
minute.gsm minute
minutes.gsm minutes
mississippi.gsm Mississippi
missouri.gsm Missouri
montana.gsm Montana
moron.gsm Moron! (said by an angry Allison)
motor-pool.gsm Motor Pool
ms.gsm milliseconds
nashville.gsm Nashville
near.gsm near
nebraska.gsm Nebraska
network-operations-center.gsm Network Operations Center
network-operations.gsm Network Operations
nevada.gsm Nevada
new-accounts.gsm New Accounts
new-hampshire.gsm New Hampshire
new-jersey.gsm New Jersey
new-mexico.gsm New Mexico
new-orleans.gsm New Orleans
new-york.gsm New York
node.gsm node
no-route-exists-to-dest.gsm No route exists to the dialed destination.
north-carolina.gsm North Carolina
north-dakota.gsm North Dakota
not-enough-credit.gsm You do not have enough credit to dial this number.
not-necessary-1.gsm It is not necessary to dial a 1 when dialing this number.
not-necessary-ac.gsm It is not necessary to dial the area code when dialing this number.
not-necessary-dial-1-or-ac.gsm It is not necessary to dial a 1 or the area code when dialing this number.
not-taking-your-call.gsm The party at the number you have dialed has decided not to take calls from your number at this time.
number.gsm number
number-not-answering.gsm The number is not answering.
oakland.gsm Oakland
off-duty.gsm Off duty
office.gsm Office
ohio.gsm Ohio
oklahoma-city.gsm Oklahoma City
oklahoma.gsm Oaklahoma
omaha.gsm Omaha
one-small-step2.gsm That's one small step for Asterisk, one giant leap for mankind.
one-small-step.gsm
on.gsm On.
oops1.gsm Oops
oops2.gsm Oops (laughy)
oops3.gsm Oops (long o)
operations.gsm Operations
option-not-implemented.gsm That option is not implemented.
order-desk.gsm Order Desk
orders.gsm Orders
oregon.gsm Oregon
or.gsm or
other-options-exercise.gsm All other options are left as an exercise for the caller.
otherwise.gsm Otherwise...
outbound.gsm Outbound
outside-sales.gsm Outside Sales
packet.gsm packet
panic.gsm panic
pence.gsm Pence
pennies.gsm Pennies
pennsylvania.gsm Pennsylvania
penny.gsm Penny
personnel.gsm Personnel
p.gsm P (pee)
philadelphia.gsm Philadelphia
phoenix.gsm Pheonix
physics.gsm Physics
ping.gsm Ping
planning.gsm Planning
please-answer-the-following.gsm Please answer the following...
please-enter-first-three-letters.gsm Please enter the first three letters of your party's first or last name.
please-hang-up-and-dial-operator.gsm Please hang up and dial the operator.
please-hang-up-and-try-again.gsm Please hang up and try again.
please-try-again-later.gsm Please try again later.
please-wait-connect-oncall-eng.gsm Please wait, and I will attempt to patch you through to our on-call engineer.
pls-enter-num-message-after-tone.gsm Please enter your numeric message after the tone.
pls-try-manually.gsm Please try manually.
plugh.gsm Plugh (ploo-g)
pm-announcement-number.gsm Annoucement number
pm-invalid-option.gsm That option is invalid. Please try again.
pm-phrase-management.gsm Phrase management.
pm-prompt-number.gsm Prompt number...
pm-to-record-phrase.gsm To record a phrase
pm-to-review-phrase.gsm To review a phrase
point.gsm Point
pop.gsm POP
port.gsm port
portland.gsm Portland
position.gsm position
pound.gsm pound
presales-support.gsm Presales support
presidents-office.gsm Presidents office
press-0.gsm Press 0
press-1.gsm Press 1
press-2.gsm Press 2
press-3.gsm Press 3
press-4.gsm Press 4
press-5.gsm Press 5
press-6.gsm Press 6
press-6-to-eject.gsm or press 6 to eject the last user.
press-7.gsm Press 7
press-8.gsm Press 8
press-9.gsm Press 9
press-enter.gsm Press Enter
press-escape.gsm Press Escape
press.gsm Press
press-hash.gsm Press Hash
press-pound.gsm Press Pound
press-pound-to-login-star-to-hangup.gsm Press pound to login to voicemail, or * to hangup.
press-return.gsm Press return
press-star.gsm Press star
press-the-space-bar.gsm Press the space bar
press-tilde.gsm Press tilde
printing.gsm Printing
privacy-blacklisted.gsm Blacklisted
privacy-blocked.gsm Blocked
privacy-if-error.gsm If you feel this is in error...
privacy-if-error-leave-message-or-hangup.gsm If you feel this in error, or unjust, please leave a message after the tone. Otherwise, please hang up now.
privacy-if-sales-call-contact-in-writing.gsm If this is an unsolicited sales or marketing call, please be advised that we only wish to be contacted in writing.
privacy-last-caller-was.gsm The last caller was...
privacy-not.gsm NOT
privacy-please-dial.gsm Please dial...
privacy-please-stay-on-line-to-be-connected.gsm Please stay on the line to be connected.
privacy-screening-unidentified-calls.gsm Due to the huge number of unsolicited calls we recieve, we are now screening all inbound calls where a caller ID is unavailable or withheld.
privacy-stop-calling-not-welcome2.gsm Please stop calling. You are not welcome here. (annoyed)
privacy-stop-calling-not-welcome.gsm Please stop calling. You are not welcome here.
privacy-this-number-is.gsm This number is...
privacy-to-blacklist-last-caller.gsm The last caller was...
privacy-to-blacklist-this-number.gsm To blacklist this number...
privacy-to-hear-our-contact-details.gsm to hear our contact details
privacy-to-whitelist-last-caller.gsm To whitelist the last caller...
privacy-to-whitelist-this-number.gsm To whitelist this number...
privacy-whitelisted.gsm whitelisted
privacy-you-are-blacklisted.gsm You have been blacklisted on this system.
privacy-you-are-calling-from.gsm You are calling from...
privacy-your-callerid-is.gsm Your Caller*ID is...
product.gsm Product
production.gsm Production
projects.gsm Projects
public-relations.gsm Public Relations
purchasing.gsm Purchasing
purposes.gsm Purposes
q-dot-931.gsm q.931
q-dot-9thirty1.gsm q.9-thirty-one
quality-assurance.gsm Quality Assurance
quality-control.gsm Quality Contol
race.gsm Race
rainfall.gsm Rainfall
range.gsm Range
rebates.gsm Rebates
receiving.gsm Receiving
reception.gsm Reception
registrar.gsm Registrar
remote-already-in-this-mode-2.gsm The remote is already in this mode.
remote-already-in-this-mode.gsm remote is already in this mode.
remote-base.gsm Remote Base
repair.gsm Repair
repeater.gsm Repeater
repeat-only.gsm Repeat Only
research-and-development.gsm Research & Development
research.gsm Research
reservations.gsm Reservations
restarting.gsm Restarting
rhode-island.gsm Rhode Island
risk-management.gsm Risk Management
roaming.gsm Roaming
room-service.gsm Room Service
sacramento.gsm Sacramento
saint-louis.gsm St. Louis
sales-floor.gsm Sales Floor
sales.gsm Sales
san-antonio.gsm San Antonia
san-diego.gsm San Diego
san-francisco.gsm San Francisco
san-jose.gsm San Jose
sciences.gsm Science
seattle.gsm Seattle
seconds.gsm Seconds
secretary.gsm Secretary
security.gsm Security
self-destruct.gsm Self destruct
self-destruct-in.gsm This system will self destuct in...
server.gsm Server
service.gsm Service
service-not-implemented.gsm That service is not implemented.
shall-i-try-again.gsm Shall I try again?
shiny-brass-lamp.gsm There is a shiny brass lamp nearby.
shipping.gsm Shipping
shop.gsm Shop
show-office.gsm Show Office
simplex.gsm Simplex
simul-call-limit-reached.gsm Simultanious call limit reached
software.gsm software
someone-you-trust1.gsm Someone you trust is one of us.
someone-you-trust2.gsm Someone you trust is one of us.
someone-you-trust3.gsm Someone you trust is one of us.
sorry-cant-let-you-do-that2.gsm I'm sorry, I can't let you do that.
sorry-cant-let-you-do-that3.gsm I'm sorry, I can't let you do that.
sorry-cant-let-you-do-that.gsm I'm sorry, I can't let you do that.
sorry-youre-having-problems.gsm Sorry you're having problems
south-carolina.gsm South Carolina
south-dakota.gsm South Dakota
spam.gsm Spam
speed-dial-empty.gsm The speed dial entry you've accessed is empty.
speed.gsm speed
splat.gsm Splat
ssh.gsm SSH
staff.gsm staff
station.gsm station
step-in-stream.gsm You step in the stream, but the water has moved on.
store-accounting.gsm Store Accounting
support.gsm Support
swap.gsm Swap
system-crashed.gsm The system has crashed
system.gsm System
systems.gsm Systems
tcp.gsm TCP
technical-support.gsm Technical support
telesales.gsm Telesales
telnet.gsm Telnet
tennessee.gsm Tennessee
terabits.gsm Terabits
terabytes.gsm Terabytes
terminated.gsm terminated
terminating.gsm terminating
test-tones-follow.gsm Test tones follow.
texas.gsm Texas
thanks-for-using.gsm Thanks for using
the-mailbox.gsm The mailbox
there-is-no-customer-support.gsm These is not customer support.
this-call-may-be-monitored-or-recorded.gsm This call may be monitored or recorded
this-call-will-cost.gsm This call will cost...
this.gsm this
this-is-the-voice-mail-system.gsm This is the voicemail system
through.gsm Through
time.gsm time
to-dial-by-name.gsm To dial by name...
to-hang-up-2.gsm To hang up
to-hang-up.gsm To hang up (slower)
to-hear-callerid.gsm To hear the Caller*ID of the last call
to-leave-message-for.gsm To leave a message for
to-log-in-to-voice-mail.gsm To log into voicemail
tones-that-follow-are-for-the-deaf.gsm The tones that follow are for the deaf.
to-reach-first-rep.gsm To reach the first available representitivie
to-reach-operator.gsm To reach the operator
to-report-emergency.gsm To report an emergency...
to-report-system-network-down.gsm To report a system or network down
towards.gsm towards
trading-desk.gsm Trading Desk
traffic.gsm Traffic
training.gsm Trading
transportation.gsm Transportation
travel.gsm Travel
treasury.gsm Treasury
tucson.gsm Tuscon
tulsa.gsm Tulsa
twisty-maze.gsm You are in a maze of twisty little menus, all alike.
udp.gsm UDP
unavailable.gsm Unavailable
unix.gsm Unix
up.gsm up
uptime.gsm uptime
users.gsm users
utah.gsm Utah
variable.gsm variable
vermont.gsm Vermont
virginia-beach.gsm Virginia Beach
virginia.gsm Virgina
visibility.gsm Visibility
voice-mail-system.gsm Voice Mail System
wakeup-daily.gsm Daily Wakeup Call
wakeup-for-daily.gsm For daily wakeup calls...
wakeup-for-one-time.gsm For a one-time wakeup call
wakeup-onetime.gsm One-time wakeup call
was.gsm was
washington-dc.gsm Washington, DC
washington.gsm Washington
was-last-seen.gsm was last seen
we-apologize.gsm we apologize
web.gsm web
we-dont-have-tech-support.gsm We don't have tech support.
were-sorry.gsm We're sorry...
west-virginia.gsm West Virgina
when-dialing-this-number.gsm When dialing this number...
who-would-you-like-to-call.gsm Who would you like to call?
wichita.gsm Wichita
will-apply.gsm will apply
windows.gsm Windows
wisconsin.gsm Wisconsin
work.gsm work
wyoming.gsm Wyoming
yes-dear2.gsm Yes, dear. (playful)
yes-dear.gsm Yes, dear. (annoyed)
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