The Kwote Board
Quotes between friends during my freshman year at Luther College

These are best read with innuendo in mind, as that's how they were said. Are they immature comments? Yes. Did we take them the wrong way? Yup. Are some people wishing they hadn't said them? You betcha. But the point of putting them up here is not to embarrass, but with the hope that someone will stumble by them some day and read them and reminisce back to a time before college had fully jammed its reality up our nostrils and we felt free to douse ourselves in purile humor and entertainment. It has to be, for me, one of the higher highs and lower lows in times of my life, those days and nights spent with my freshman year friends. I shall never forget you, for I cannot; you are all a part of me.

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"Oh great! I suppose I'll have to sleep with it for a month before he'll like it."
- Becky

"Nathan! What the hell are you not wearing?!"
- Becky

"Oh dear. All that work and now I'm going to have to start all over again."
- Becky

"It keeps getting closer and closer to the climax and then it just falls."
- Becky

"There. I've solved the solution."
- Joel

"What is it with people always smelling my things?"
- Becky

"It's easier." (Explaining why Erik was coming to HER room...)
- Becky

"Why do you think her hair is wet? You think she took a shower or something?" (in reference to Becky)
- Erik

"I do it out of the goodness of my heart, NOT to get laid."
- Matt

"You're not a true Boy Scout until you've eaten your first brownie."
- Brian, brought to us by Matt.

"I think I ought to go freshen up."
- Erik

"Soft and penetrating."
- Becky

"Because I want it in there."
- Becky

"I will not know you in a boat,
I will not know you with a goat.
I will not know you Sam-I-am,
I happen to like green eggs and ham."
- Erik

"Don't do that...you're going to get me in that mood again!"
- Erik

"OK. Today it was Nathan's tougne."
- Becky

"I just use the pocket method."
- Matt

"I was just patting the outside to make sure the stuff that was supposed to be on the inside was still on the inside."
- Matt

"You're all going to be my slaves or die."
- Becky

"You just can't trade sexual innuendos with your mother. I like this."
- Becky

"Becky was explaining it to Erik: that's how it all came out."
- Kevin

"Did she work you over? (to Roxanne, referring to Julie)"
- Erik

Erik:"You're wet."
Becky:"It's all Matt's fault."

"I cost a lot, thank you!"
- Roxanne

"Do you have a projector?"
- Becky

"I was dipping and it broke."
- Erik

"I prefer to use my tongue instead of just swallowing it."
- Becky

"Respect doesn't produce orgasms, young lady!"
- Nathan

"Erik! What have you been doing in your lap!?"
- Kevin

"We'll be along as soon as Becky is done whipping him and making him come."
- Nathan

"Take a cold shower, Mr. Rod, and you'll be ok."
- Kurk

"If you don't want it there, tell him to move it."
- Erik

"Erik's not made of stainless steel."
- Roxanne

"Ooo! He's going to be sticky now!"
- Roxanne

"So...which head in what?"
- Becky

Becky:"At least I'm not carrying his nuts."
Kevin:"That hasn't happened since January!"

"Yes!! I got the tougne!"
- Kevin

"I gave a blow job to Papa Smurf!"
- Roxanne

"It's amazing what you can do with the right chemicals."
- Becky

"You should come to my room sometime."
- Julie

"What have I told you about hitting?"
- Erik

"Nice furniture is a great blessing. I can't stand to have shit. I won't buy shit. I won't do it."
- Erik

"Yes, I've been IN Kevin's pants."
- Roxanne

"Oh, but you're warm under the hood."
- Nathan


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